A handful of immediate-reaction thoughts sparked by DeMarcus Cousins straight-up standing still — not even moving a single muscle — to prevent Marreese Speights from catching and throwing down an alley-oop dunk off an inbounds pass from Stephen Curry during the third quarter of the Golden State Warriors' blowout 121-96 win over the Sacramento Kings on Tuesday night: [ Follow Dunks Don't Lie on Tumblr: The best slams from all of basketball ] 1. Did he just forget he was on defense and not offense? 2. It's a good thing the collective bargaining agreement has that "no takebacks" provision on All-Star injury replacement selections . 3. That's probably not quite the four-on-five defense that Vivek Ranadivé has in mind . 4. I'll respectfully cede my time in this slot to Rob Mahoney of Sports Illustrated: To call what Cousins did on that lob "falling asleep defensively" implies that one can deliberately will themselves to sleep in a wink. — Rob Mahoney (@RobMahoney) February 4, 2015 There's laziness, there's inattention, and then there's *that*. — Rob Mahoney (@RobMahoney) February 4, 2015 5. Somewhere in the darkness, a beard gets something done whilst...