After the San Antonio Spurs' Wednesday night blowout of the Utah Jazz, Jeff McDonald of the San Antonio Express-News offered a pitch-perfect dispatch from the winners' home locker room: [ Follow Dunks Don't Lie on Tumblr: The best slams from all of basketball] You're gonna think I'm making this up. I assure you I am not. Boris Diaw has a working cappuccino maxhine plugged in at his locker. — Jeff McDonald (@JMcDonald_SAEN) January 7, 2016 Also three tiny cappucino cups, with saucers. — Jeff McDonald (@JMcDonald_SAEN) January 7, 2016 It seemed almost too good to be true. Of course the laissez-faire French big man, who always seems to get exactly where he wants to go on the court and do precisely what he wants to do despite operating at what might charitably be described as a leisurely pace, would choose to customize his cubby by ensuring he could enjoy a nice pick-me-up drink before or after practices and games. (It also serves as a wonderful capper to Diaw's response to receiving the nickname "Tea Time" from new teammate LaMarcus Aldridge: "I'm more of a coffee guy." ) McDonald's tweet sparked an immediate "pics or it didn't happen" response, but alas: NBA rules...