Have you thought to yourself, "Hey, I know J.R. Smith has made $44 million in his NBA career, but if he ever decides to launch a reality show, I'd really like to help fund the venture for him." Well, you're in luck. On Sunday, the day his Cleveland Cavaliers fell into a 2-0 NBA Finals series hole with a blowout loss to the Golden State Warriors, Smith launched a Kickstarter campaign in coordination with a man named David Fields to crowdfund "Team Swish," a so-called scripted reality show about the mercurial guard. All Smith & Co. need is $450,000 from those of you who'd like to watch him interact with his family and bodyguard Freddy "Boom" Smalls, who counts Jessica Simpson and Mark Wahlberg among his celebrity clientele. Although, per the Kickstarter, "The only difference in this case is that Boom was hired to protect J.R. from himself." Fitting for a man once accused of choking a New York City teen who mocked his deal to Cleveland and whose first thought upon that trade was, " There's going to be nowhere to party. " [ Follow Dunks Don't Lie on Tumblr: The best slams from all of basketball] The campaign says in one breath, "There's never been a better time to follow this...