A Cleveland fan will eat his 18-year-old Mark Price Bar if the Cavaliers win (Ball Don’t Lie)

Two years ago, the fine folks at Deadspin did the lord's work of tasting 20-year-old candy bars named for professional athletes, and the most abhorrent among them was The Mark Price Bar — "a 3-point play of caramel, pecans and chocolate" that led writers Tom Ley and Barry Petchesky to rethink their approach. Although, they did manage to uncover this tasty nugget from 1993 in the Boston Herald archives. Price was photographed eating one of the bars, smiling as he did — a 3-point shot of delight. The next day, however, his demeanor changed. Though no medical cause and effect has been confirmed, it must be reported that Price missed practice because of a stomach virus. Some 22 years after its initial introduction, we've come to learn a Cavaliers fan has been saving a Mark Price Bar ever since the four-time All-Star's nine-year run in Cleveland failed to yield a championship, and he's been saving it in his freezer for an occasion such as this, as the Cavs are on the cusp of an NBA title. In my freezer for over 18 years. If @cavs win the #NBAFinals I'll eat it. @Mark25Price #cavsmania #CavsNation pic.twitter.com/hMTaG73y2x — Timofey Brady (@GrammHammer) June 4, 2015...