Andrew Bogut describes the Dallas Mavericks as a target for bird droppings (Ball Don’t Lie)

What has two thumbs and doesn't think he'll be on the Dallas Mavericks much longer? Andrew Bogut just compared his current situation to being defecated on, so that should give you a decent idea about how he feels about coming off the bench for the bottom-feeding Dallas Mavericks. "The best metaphor to use would be sometimes you're the bird and sometimes you're a statue," Bogut said when asked during a 10-minute interview with Australia's Sky Sports Radio to describe the differences between his first seven seasons on an often-middling Milwaukee Bucks team, four years with the ever-contending Golden State Warriors and a few months "now in probably one of the more testing years of my career here in Dallas." And we all know what birds do to statues.